(Source: turquoisefeathers)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
hey if youre ever gonna argue that fat people arent maligned in the media please remember that “fat monica” was A TEN YEAR CONSTANTLY REPEATED RUNNING JOKE ON THE MOST POPULAR SITCOM IN AMERICA
and that monica somehow was supposed to be a better and more worthwhile person when she got super thin
get it because fat people are worthless so funny lol
(Source: cazadorscuriosity)
(Source: savemebarrys)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
i got so many compliments today they were all from me but that doesn’t matter because my opinion is the only one that matters
